romanisreloaded: so i’ve come to the conclusion that i should never pause a nicki minaj video
moritzsstiefel: my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said “oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?” mom
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
Anonymous asked: Whats your favorite alcoholic drink?
ozmani asked: skittles or m&m's?
rubee: yo man no homo but your ass is a fuckable ass in those jeans but no homo tho it’s just a brutha complimenting a sexually attractive brutha yo man
the-silly-bitch: male ladybugs probably cry themselves to sleep
Do some families actually have “family game night”... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
batreaux: you are the human equivalent of windows update
mrcraabs: roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
maghrabies: my life is just one big awkward text post with 0 notes
ifyoucarryonthisway: methroid: you can’t spell studying without dying or stud
waisenkind: leftinstitches: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA I CAN’T HAHAHAHAHHA
people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience
precipitates: shall i compare thee to a summer’s day thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
patunes: the worst part of summer is when the back to school commercials come on