May 2012
romanisreloaded:
so i’ve come to the conclusion that i should never pause a nicki minaj video
moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
me:
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me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
Anonymous asked: Whats your favorite alcoholic drink?
ozmani asked: skittles or m&m's?
rubee:
yo man no homo but your ass is a fuckable ass in those jeans but no homo tho it’s just a brutha complimenting a sexually attractive brutha yo man
the-silly-bitch:
male ladybugs probably cry themselves to sleep
Do some families actually have “family game night”... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
batreaux:
you are the human equivalent of windows update
mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
maghrabies:
my life is just one big awkward text post with 0 notes
ifyoucarryonthisway:
methroid:
you can’t spell studying without dying
or stud
waisenkind:
leftinstitches:
amhras:
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA I CAN’T HAHAHAHAHHA
people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience
precipitates:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
patunes:
the worst part of summer is when the back to school commercials come on
