March 2012
calls grocery store
me: do you have cotton balls
worker: yes
me: does it tickle when u walk
worker: -hangs up-
Katniss: lets commit suicide with nightlock
Peeta: okay baby whatever you want
Katniss: 3
Katniss: 2
Katniss: 1
Peeta: hold up-
Peeta: omfg this braid
Peeta: can i touch it
Peeta: how did you make it so neat
Peeta: you're gonna have to teach me how to do one of these
Peeta: its so soft
Peeta: i cant even
fannycradocks:
heres what you missed on glee
gay asked gay to gay a gay gay gay, and gay was gay but gay gay didnt gay gay awful gay awful very gay awful
hugpug:
shout out to Amanda Bynes for never trying to have a singing career
nocreativeurlleft:
when someone bends down and u see their buttcrack
I just wrote my introductory paragraph for my...
BREAK TIME!
odd numbers: i can't even
tumblrs terms of service: give us your soul or your blog gets deleted
me: ok
joycelovinlife:
froghat:
if i
were king
of the foreaughaughaguahaguhaguhaghsssst
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Snape: People will think you’re… Harry: Ron: Hermione: Snape: Harry: Ron: Hermione: Snape: Harry: Ron: Hermione: Snape: Harry: Ron: Hermione: Snape: …up to something.
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