June 2012
roboboners:
Honey you mean HUNKULES
sweetlasers:
hey i just met you
and this is jay z
j-moriarty:
moraniarty:
nice blog
it would look nicer on my bedroom floor though
wait what
my blog is ready
you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop
Beastie Boys: Broke the racial barrier in hip-hop and reinvented what a rappers image is while touching generations of people with their different style and flow.
Wu-Tang Clan: Showed lyrical perfection and gave metaphorical 6th senses that still aren't 100% deciphered due to it's intensity; also basing their lives as if they were lyrical warriors fighting rappers that gave a false illusion of what hip-hop really is.
RUN DMC: Broke the rock and rap borders lines and created a new concept to music; combining rock and rap to change music forever while converting rock-heads into hip-hop-heads for the better by being more musically diverse.
N.W.A.: Combined rapping about street-live life and overthrowing the oppressive and racist cops that judged them based on what they looked like because of their skin color and where they grew up.
Young Money: Continuously rap about money and execute extremely poor delivery; make metaphors that contradict itself and virtually collapse within itself, make rap about fashion more than lyrics and talent. they all fucking suck. AND THEIR ALL GAY AND CANT RAP
friend: what if we never met?
me: your life would suck.
May 2012
romanisreloaded:
so i’ve come to the conclusion that i should never pause a nicki minaj video
moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
me:
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me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
Anonymous asked: Whats your favorite alcoholic drink?
moomoofarm32 asked: skittles or m&m's?
rubee:
yo man no homo but your ass is a fuckable ass in those jeans but no homo tho it’s just a brutha complimenting a sexually attractive brutha yo man
the-silly-bitch:
male ladybugs probably cry themselves to sleep
Do some families actually have “family game night”... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
batreaux:
you are the human equivalent of windows update
mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
maghrabies:
my life is just one big awkward text post with 0 notes
ifyoucarryonthisway:
methroid:
you can’t spell studying without dying
or stud