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HEY EVERYONE! I’VE MOVED. i know. this is a sad day. but i am now thirsty-muslim.tumblr.com So come follow me there and we can be a family again :)
thirsty-muslim.tumblr.com
thirsty-muslim.tumblr.com
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m a bad bitch
So fuck you
(via dysfunctionalmoment)
Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
(via thebitchpudding)
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
NO
well
(Source: lon-gnome, via afghangster)
Sex in Video Games
I SPAT EVERYTHING THE SIMS
poRTAL
THE ZELDA ONE THOUGH
THE ZELDA ONE
THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET
MGS
(via lord-ponty)
shout out to people who write answers in the text books
(Source: circumcisions, via stoebester)
*gets A on test*
.02% rise on grade
*gets C on test*
Also known as every fucking grading scale ever.
(Source: cnnbreakingofficial, via quantumeagle)
