Hey guys! my name is ibrahim! I'm 13 years young! Fall out boy and blood on the dancefloor are my lyf3! i'm in the best relationship of my life with my baby gurl mcdonalds fries! i loooove doctor who especially the one with no eyebrows. dont send me anon hate we all know its cause im better than you. i'm sorta a grammer nazi so don't misuse you're/your. lol ask me anything, i dont bite ;) !!!!!!111!!!!!1!!!

bananaorgasms:

soundcloud.com/dveloped/throw-some-ds-on-that-blink 

HEY EVERYONE! I’VE MOVED. i know. this is a sad day. but i am now thirsty-muslim.tumblr.com So come follow me there and we can be a family again :) 

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HEY EVERYONE! I’VE MOVED. i know. this is a sad day. but i am now thirsty-muslim.tumblr.com So come follow me there and we can be a family again :) 

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thirsty-muslim:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m a bad bitch
So fuck you

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less-than-one:

Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

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ohdickins:

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lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

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well

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“i made these”

“i made these”

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janecrocker:

datkarkatass:

classyshippingblog:

psilentasincjelli:

slowpoke:

nsfwhumor:

Sex in Video Games

I SPAT EVERYTHING THE SIMS 

poRTAL

THE ZELDA ONE THOUGH

THE ZELDA ONE

THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET

MGS

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qruesome:
♡ pale & pretty here ♡

58008618:

qruesome:

pale & pretty here

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skate-high:

lulubird327:

mendmyheart:

tearsonyourpill0w:

can i marry him?

Ahahhaha!

We need more people like him!

www.facebook.com/your.australian.hoe

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madturbating:

WHEN YOUR CRUSH TEXTS YOU FIRST

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imogenefields:

textpots:

shout out to people who write answers in the text books

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